Gordon Grudgely interviews the amazing Dr Snail and tries to get the lowdown on Stressbusters.
Gordon: I want to begin by asking where you got your qualifications?
Dr Snail: You are always asking questions.
Gordon: Erm, it’s my job.
Dr Snail: Well then, look deep into my eyes.
Gordon: I’m feeling sleepy …what was I asking you about?
Dr Snail: You were asking the way to the nearest bus station.
Gordon: I was? Oh well, before I go can I ask you what ‘Stressbusters’ is about?
Dr Snail: ‘Stressbusters’ is about busting stress.
Gordon: And what is it you do, exactly?
Dr Snail: Well, I give advice on life’s stresses and how to bust them.
Gordon: Er, I think we’ll leave it there for now. So, Dr Snail, what is your favourite colour?
Dr Snail: Green, the colour of calm, the colour of deep water and most importantly the colour of food.
Gordon: What is your favourite food?
Dr Snail: Anything green.
Gordon: Thank you Dr Snail for your time. I’ll leave you to dish out advice and bring calm into life’s storms. I’m off to the bus station although I’m sure I came on my bike this morning …
